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Avoiding repetition through misunderstanding

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

My 49 For the President Elect

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K.D. Lang – Hallelujah, Crying

Jane Siberry – The Walking, Calling all Angels

Glenn Gould - Bach - Goldberg Variations: Aria, Bach - BWV 828 - 1 - Overture

The Tragically Hip – New Orleans is Sinking, Blow at High Dough, Poets

Sarah McLachlan - Ice Cream

Rush - YYZ, Tom Sawyer, The Trees

The Barenaked Ladies - One Week, Brian Wilson, Lovers in a Dangerous Time

Neil Young - Heart of Gold, Helpless, Needle and the Damage Done

Bruce Cockburn - Deer Dancing ’round a Broken Mirror, Mama Just Wants To Barrelhouse all Night Long, If I Had a Rocket Launcher

The Guess Who - American Woman

BTO - Taking Care Of Business

The Band - The Weight, Up On Cripple Creek, The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

Spirit of the West - Political

The Reostatics - Claire, P.I.N., Power Ballad to Ozzy Osbourne

Sarah Slean - Lucky Me, Pilgrim

Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi, Raised on Robbery, Woodstock

Oscar Peterson - Hymn to Freedom, C Jam Blues

Lenny Breau - The Claw, Georgia

The Cowboy Junkies - Sweet Jane, ‘Cause Cheap is How I Feel, Blue Moon Revisited

Blue Rodeo - After the Rain, Trust Yourself

Holly Cole - Little Boy Blue, Cry (If You Want To)

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Hell, yeah

I hope that this dude gets to actually practicing what he’s preachin’, but -still - the preachin’ part sure sounds good.

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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Animal Farm? What Animal Farm?

Amazon, in an eerily Orwellian fashion, has erased all purchased electronic copies of “1984” and “Animal Farm” from their customers’ Kindle e-book readers. Thereafter, Amazon electronically credited the bewildered readers’ accounts for the purchase price (less shipping and handling, of course – (that’s a joke)).

This is kind of like hiring a team of elite ninja accountants to stealthily break into your house in the dead of night to steal that copy of “The Fountainhead” from your bed-side table, leaving you a small crumpled pile of dollar bills in its place.

I’m just waiting for the day that they start changing the actual content of volumes that have already been purchased. I bet the first book they do that to will be something by Kafka.

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

One more reason England Sucks Big Rocks


Exactly when did Britain become one great-big fascist clusterfuck?

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

London Cops Randomly Kill another Citizen

British police encountered London newsagent Ian Tomlinson walking along the pavement. Then they murdered him.

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

A Good Reason to Smile Today

“A grand jury in south Texas indicted Vice President Dick Cheney and former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales on separate charges related to alleged prisoner abuse in federal detention centers, Willacy County District Attorney Juan Angel Guerra told CNN Tuesday…”

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

The Flashback Cometh

Opie, Andy, Richie, and The Fonz are all keen on Obama.

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Friday, October 31, 2008

Obama Pals Around With Lucifer

Apparently, American Presidential candidate Barack Obama is a good friend of Satan. It must be true, it’s on Faux News!

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Monday, October 27, 2008

My Newest Fan

Although I never seriously thought of featuring a comment as a front-page item, this one from “Rob” was just too flawlessly stupid to pass up.
I wrote my comments [in square brackets and italicized - for your pleasure] rather quickly and I’m a bit of an idiot, so I hope there are lots of folks out there who can help correct me on the points I have gotten insanely wrong.

(To read a non-annotated version of Rob’s odd comment, simply head to the comment section at the bottom of this post.)
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Well, just checking out this website and I find it absolutly DISGUSTING

[Well, thanks Rob, I always aim to please. As an added bonus, if you download the proper Firefox plugin, the site smells just like raw sewage. How’d ya find me anyway? Was it a link from another DISGUSTING site, or were you specifically searching for fat used-car salesmen who bought their way into politics?]

anyone would even joke about shooting out Member of Parliament.

[Oops, sorry there. I see you are referring to the comment by a reader from Greece by the name of αγάπη. My bad, please do go on…]

That’s sick and offensive! Also, I must point out there are some out there who may want to do a spell check before posting!

[The dude in question is from Greece (that’s another country, with a different language), give him/her/it a break. I suppose all of your Greek spelling & grammar is flawless when you comment on Greek sites.]

Anyway, the point of fact about some of the comments are as follows…. The mailers, hmm, everyone, despite the party can send them out and they do!

[Please translate that last sentence into English, and I’ll get back to you about it.]

Also, if your biggest complaint for some about the MP is getting a mailer than thank yourself lucky! you could be stuck with an MP who does nothing for the community at all.

[So, in your vast and obviously superior mind, sending out a constant stream of hate-filled trash is equal to “doing something for the community”. You have obviously never met Peter Adams.
And, by the by, “thank yourself lucky” makes absolutely no sense. After criticizing someone with English as a second language, you should at least try to write in coherent sentences. You know, to teach the stupid foreigner.]

Secondly, Re:Little Lake. All MP Del Mastro did was present an idea to the City Council to look at and discuss. The reason the developer (who has been named) went to the MP is because the land in question is Federal Land. So if the Gov’t and Developer decided to go forth, they wouldn’t have to consult with ANYONE! At least the MP had the courtesy to consult the City.

[You have got me there, these back-room dealings are totally legit. Ol’ Del could pave over Little Lake and build a coal-fired baby immolation plant without the city’s consent. The nerve of some people for thinking that those who live in a community should have any say in what happens there. That way lies COMMUNISM!]

Finally, to the person “Zilla’s other half”, get your facts straight! MP Del Mastro is NOT a “PC MP” on a Federal level the PC Party hasn’t existed in a few years, secondly, you mention our “PC MPP” ummmm, Jeff Leal is a Liberal! IDIOTS.

[Remember assumption makes an ass out of you:
Zilla’s other half’s MP is Barry Devolin, and he/she/it’s MPP is Laurie Scott – and BOTH ARE MEMBERS OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY, you ass (see what I meant about the assumption thing?). Perhaps, in your parallel universe, Dino Del Mastro is the Social Credit Mayor of Little Lake, but here in reality he is the CONSERVATIVE MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT for Peterborough – and that, in my humble opinion, makes him a Conservative MP. You see, the acronym “MP” actually stands for Member of Parliament – and the fact that Del runs under the Conservative party banner, as a member of the Conservative party – well, that makes him a Conservative. And when we combine the two, we get a “Conservative MP”. Please don’t thank me, we’ll just call it “One To Grow On”. IDIOT.

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[Original post and subsequent comments here.]

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Saturday, October 25, 2008

You betcha

Back in 2004, when John Edwards was doing the Democratic Vice presidential candidate thing, Mr. Edwards was criticized roundly for the extravagance of paying a total of $800.oo for two haircuts. I gotta agree, that’s a lot of cash. Way too much for a couple of trips to the barber (unless said barber is also selling black-tar heroin or something).

Fast forward to whatever year it is right now, and observe Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s $23000.oo of make-up artist visits.

The $800.oo worth of haircuts proved that Edwards was an effete elitist, whereas criticism of Pailin’s $23000.oo of facial work is completely unreasonable (and you are a silly ninny or a sexist if you think otherwise).

Did I mention the $150000.oo of new clothes that the Republican party has seen fit to dress Alaskan Barbie in? It’s good to see everybody, everywhere tightening their own belt a bit.

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